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Wednesday, 8. December 2010
Chapter 14 - funny names for important checks
mickmick, 13:44h
well, we went to the streets and asked 100 randomly picked people what "neck fold transparency measurement" is, sorted out the 2 accidental gynecologists (for the risk of cheating) and came to the following results: top answer: qualifying test for a modeling carreer. in other words: an utterly unknown term, this neck fold business, there...
no, nonsense, of course. the size of the so-called neck fold is widely linked to the probability of genetic defects of the babies and thus can reduce the necessity of a fruit water analysis. after all, who wants to take responsibility for poking a long needle into a belly filled with 3 joyfully moving future microcitizens and not getting anyone hurt?
the good news is, YES, the results show a very low probability, which means no fruit water puncture, no new holes in the fur, from here on out it's "enjoy pregnancy". well, thinks the engineer, quality gate 1: passed! and continues to be very very happy!
the funny and prominent moments in this context are, i can not refuse to mention with a cunning shine in my eyes, that with the wisdom one picks up in the process of a multiple pregnancy one can amaze even multiple mothers, something i would have compared to - say - a 5-mile-car-ride with no comment about inappropriate speed... :)
no, nonsense, of course. the size of the so-called neck fold is widely linked to the probability of genetic defects of the babies and thus can reduce the necessity of a fruit water analysis. after all, who wants to take responsibility for poking a long needle into a belly filled with 3 joyfully moving future microcitizens and not getting anyone hurt?
the good news is, YES, the results show a very low probability, which means no fruit water puncture, no new holes in the fur, from here on out it's "enjoy pregnancy". well, thinks the engineer, quality gate 1: passed! and continues to be very very happy!
the funny and prominent moments in this context are, i can not refuse to mention with a cunning shine in my eyes, that with the wisdom one picks up in the process of a multiple pregnancy one can amaze even multiple mothers, something i would have compared to - say - a 5-mile-car-ride with no comment about inappropriate speed... :)
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